Breaking: Britney Spears Buys A Dog!

And they called it puppy love

by Spanish Pantalones, Editor-at-Large
first published: December, 2004

A half-assed attempt at nesting?

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Although she's on a self-imposed break from the business called show, Britney Spears is still causing shockwaves within the industry. This week, it's a new hairless Chihuahua. It seems our gal popped into a Santa Monica pet shop on Monday, December 1st to pick up a bag of kibble for the first pooch she bought earlier this year and was so taken with this new hairless pup, she just had to have it (much to new husband, Kevin Ferderline's chagrin).

Is our Brit really preggers like the tabloids are reporting? Is this a half-assed attempt at nesting? Or was this just a birthday present? (She turns 23 today you know.) And what's the canine's name? The story, as they say, is developing...

Spanish Pantalones
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As employee #3, Spanish has worked for OUTSIDELEFT in some capacity since day one. As our editor-at-large, Spanish now calls ‘the road’ home, filing articles about the arts, leisure, and culture when the wi-fi works.

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